joshxxx

Yup, I'm going to need you to quit your job, because I don't think I've been getting enough Josh time...But even though we never get to talk anymore, I still love you like woah...

hehe...that kitty is silly.....i had the giggles....anyway....i suggest using napalm loades claymores on ups, instead of praying for lightning.....i think it works better......

>I want to see A History of Violence, Corpse Bride and Serenity, but just don't want to deal with the jerk-offs I would inevitably be sharing the experience with.

Yeah, I hear you. We went to the first show of the day, which was not only super cheap, but almost empty.

>And congrats on the new window.

Thanks, it's ugly as Hell. I'm learning the ropes on both the glass cutter and my new table saw at the same time.

Thank you

check in, yo

hey-thanks for the heads up...i'm going to include a link to that along with the links that i've found....let people make their own decision....you know?

hey green lantern! the flash could so kick your ass!

santa's not real....i heard he got stuck in a chimney a while back and got burnt to a crisp....so now parents have to play santa....and as for the paycheck fairy....she's a hottie! sleep with one eye open!

you should apply...

Oh my god, I would love to have a dental hygenist for a mother...Well, as long as she wasn't Janet...

Superman never made any money
Saving the world from Solomon Grundy


Thank you

Ha ha! I guess I didn't feel the need to scavenge the lawnmower blade as an anti-zombie bludgeon because my axe, crowbar and chainsaw are all right next to the mower.

Hmmm... maybe I should think about spreading them around.

Thank you

i could never take out my tongue piercing, partly because it hurt like a muthafucka and there's no way that pain is going to waste.

"I swear, if my dad wakes me up to move the wood that was delivered today any time before never, I am going to spinning star kick him in the face. (And by spinning star kick to the face, I mean grumble and do as I'm told)"

Ahahaha!

You're going to negative's halloween party, right? If not, you're a total commie...

Email sent.

soooooo.......if you start lining up to get injured will they pay you more? danke for the birthday wishes.....

p.s. you should so go to salvation army to get a suit!

It's our 5th annual Halloween party. You don't have to wear a costume to get in, but it is encouraged. There is a costume ocntest with valuable prizes...

Thank you

P.S. You are invited.

kick kick kickity kick! kick away!!