I now can relate to every person who's mom threw out their action figures, comic books or baseball cards. That's right, tonight I found out that my mother disposed of my pornography collection. I thought that she had it in storage... I was wrong. A collection tweaked and perfected over two years and narrowed down to my favorites out of a once much more massive...
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smuffy:
CONGRATS!!!
reaper_man:
she's doing well- son is massive. She doesn't know who you are from a whole in teh wall- at least from me explaining you
There Aint No Party Like A Chinese Noodle Party
VH1, you don't know what you're talking about because I totally just had the best week ever.
I got news of my loan approval.
I paid off my excise tax and got a MA licence.
I found out I am a step 9 and instead of 300 a month for insurance, I pay 75.
I picked...
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VH1, you don't know what you're talking about because I totally just had the best week ever.
I got news of my loan approval.
I paid off my excise tax and got a MA licence.
I found out I am a step 9 and instead of 300 a month for insurance, I pay 75.
I picked...
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negative:
>but in reality about 8 a year isn't all that much.
I know, we don't eat fast food very often. It's usually only on road trips or at the airport.
> And that's starting when you were 15?
No, I just cut out half to account for years when I didn't eat fast food, or when I was really young.
>it's totally obvious that the value menu item to be compared to is the small chilli... Hot, spicy and low in fat.
Ha!
>I really should get a hobby, because this is seriously the kind of stuff I think about all day long.
I analyze commercials all the time. I should have been in marketing.
Thank you
I know, we don't eat fast food very often. It's usually only on road trips or at the airport.
> And that's starting when you were 15?
No, I just cut out half to account for years when I didn't eat fast food, or when I was really young.
>it's totally obvious that the value menu item to be compared to is the small chilli... Hot, spicy and low in fat.
Ha!
>I really should get a hobby, because this is seriously the kind of stuff I think about all day long.
I analyze commercials all the time. I should have been in marketing.
Thank you
smuffy:
I never saw eurotrip.
was it good?
was it good?
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lokischild:
yay aftermarket sluts!

reaper_man:
Free sun? I can try to get you some tattoo sluts at the expo.
Huh? Huh?
Huh? Huh?
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reaper_man:
The more I think of it- it would be a civic, but I digress out here in agawam , you possibly might have said something in my journal, but I haven't checked my comment yet
negative:
>Aww, was he born that way?
Yeah. He was a stray. The vet said he might have a functioning eye underneath the stuff covering the socket, but there was no way to tell without doing surgery.
Thank you
Yeah. He was a stray. The vet said he might have a functioning eye underneath the stuff covering the socket, but there was no way to tell without doing surgery.
Thank you
Ok, so the weekend is finally here and all I can think about is how I wish it was next weekend. Though, I must admit, next weekend will rule just so much harder than any other weekend, it doesn't seem fair to compare it at all. In any case, I'm just glad the week is over. Seriously, it felt like someone crammed 8 days in...
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alyk:
I was thinking lunch and then movie? After that we can go get a drink or something.
Whatever you two want to do...There's really no place for you to park around there, so you might want to leave your car at my place.
Whatever you two want to do...There's really no place for you to park around there, so you might want to leave your car at my place.
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lilyk:
well, that is more of a message to people i get back to, as i ignore a shitton of people and they bitch.
negative:
No, it was a regular grey one, though we do have one of those shadowy squirrel ninjas on our street.
The incident occurred when I was taking a bag of trash to the dumpster at the apartment complex we used to live in. Unbeknownst to me as I approached the receptacle, the squirrel in question was rooting through the trash for some tasty morsel. He saw me before I saw him and in a flash he rocketed out of the orafice straight on to my shoulder and bounced off to freedom.
It was one of the happiest moments of my life.
Thank you
The incident occurred when I was taking a bag of trash to the dumpster at the apartment complex we used to live in. Unbeknownst to me as I approached the receptacle, the squirrel in question was rooting through the trash for some tasty morsel. He saw me before I saw him and in a flash he rocketed out of the orafice straight on to my shoulder and bounced off to freedom.
It was one of the happiest moments of my life.
Thank you
Thanks to Smuffy, I now have limited comment viewing ability in all aspects of the site. I can scroll and read like the first 4 lines of a comment before it blanks out. Woot!
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alyk:
Seriously, I don't think I'm getting a dog, but I do love you even more for complimenting my hair...
alyk:
Yeah, everyone I know has seen it and loved it...Don't get another hot date and ditch me and Smufs!
At this point, I'd take a three-legged dog.
At this point, I'd take a three-legged dog.
I am currently unable to read comments due to some conflict with the upgrade and my inability to get a real computer. Either e-mail me or be patient... I can comment to you, so I'll still be around. Sort of.
Update: 1-5 : I can read and comment in threads now, but still can't see journal comments or groups.
Update: 1-5 : I can read and comment in threads now, but still can't see journal comments or groups.
lilyk:
I am mailing your tomorrow morning, I swear! I just really hate leaving the confines of the babe lair, you know how it is.
I am mailing your tomorrow morning, I swear! I just really hate leaving the confines of the babe lair, you know how it is.




poor little monkey.