I'm dying. I think I have a case of the black lung.
I cleaned the chimney out today which covered most everything in the basement with a nice coating of soot... including my sleeping area. Maybe if I close my eyes, I can just pretend that I'm camping out... in a coal mine.
I had a minor industrial accident at work today. Seems some genius felt it was a good idea to ship paint thinner in those flimsy aluminum containers. They cleaned it up then told me to load the soaked packages because it was only water. I then told them to fuck right off and proceeded to send the 15 or so affected packages back to be re-sorted because I wasn't about to deal with that shit. Water doesn't make your hands itch... that's all I'm sayin'.
That's it. Tomorrow is payday, so I have to go to sleep otherwise the Paycheck fairy won't come.. or is that Santa. I always get those two confused.
I cleaned the chimney out today which covered most everything in the basement with a nice coating of soot... including my sleeping area. Maybe if I close my eyes, I can just pretend that I'm camping out... in a coal mine.
I had a minor industrial accident at work today. Seems some genius felt it was a good idea to ship paint thinner in those flimsy aluminum containers. They cleaned it up then told me to load the soaked packages because it was only water. I then told them to fuck right off and proceeded to send the 15 or so affected packages back to be re-sorted because I wasn't about to deal with that shit. Water doesn't make your hands itch... that's all I'm sayin'.
That's it. Tomorrow is payday, so I have to go to sleep otherwise the Paycheck fairy won't come.. or is that Santa. I always get those two confused.
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lokischild:
santa's not real....i heard he got stuck in a chimney a while back and got burnt to a crisp....so now parents have to play santa....and as for the paycheck fairy....she's a hottie! sleep with one eye open!
lilyk:
you should apply...