Hoo boy did I have a busy weekend. Two movies and an all day rally in Vermont. I will work a bit backwards because I know my last review is going to make many people upset with me...
Vermont. I had quite the day. I passed out time sheets at a checkpoint while my friend Brian did all the real work. That afforded me the chance to enjoy nature... unfortunately, nature fucking blows. I was attacked unmercifully by every flying insect in a mile radius. That was the only down side. I had a blast. Saw some rad peeps that I haven't in a while, finished the last half of the rally as the navigator going at twice the suggested speed, and had the best un-ruben ruben grinder I've ever had with a side of vinegar fries. I also had the opportunity to witness the gayest thing I've ever seen in person. If Virginia is for lovers then Vermont is for gay lovers. At the first checkpoint we worked was a trail that led to a waterfall and swimming hole (and the phrase "swimming hole" should be some indication as to how backwoods we were). Well, being the avid outdoorsman I am, we took the 15 minute hike as we had plenty of time befor the lead car was scheduled to pass and at the falls there was two groups of people. One was a family at the upper falls and the other was two burly guys in short shorts and no shirts drinking beers by the side of the waterfall. I think it was just the location that made it so not straight. It was a god day.
Movie review one is of the Wedding Crashers. I liked it despite the fact that it was not only a date movie but also a movie about a manipulative asshole that decides he wants more then becomes a nice guy overnight and ultimately gets what he wants, karma be damned. Why did I like this movie? Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson are fucking hilarious (especially Vaughn). There are enough one liners to make me forget that I went to see a date movie with my friend Brian. The woman who plays Vaughn's "love interest" (for lack of a better phrase) is hot with a capital HOT. That's about it for that movie. 7.5 out of 10 for being a date movie that didn't completely suck (Anger Management, I'm looking for you).
Then comes the review that I worked (not very) hard on. Don't get mad, it's only my opinion....
Oompa, loompa, doompadee daw...
You'll never guess which movie I saw.
Oompa, loompa, doompadee dalls...
You'll also never guess that it sucked donkey balls.
What do you get when you re-hash old flicks?
Burton, Elfman, and Depp licking each other's dicks.
Why did this movie not completely suck?
Helena Bonham Carter who I really want to... er... you know.
I wish I didn't pay for this.
Oompa, loompa, doompadee day...
If you are smart then you'll stay away
And
You will be happy for sure
Like the oompa, loompa, doompadee were.
Doompadee were.
That's it. Time for shark week.
:bites your faces off:
Vermont. I had quite the day. I passed out time sheets at a checkpoint while my friend Brian did all the real work. That afforded me the chance to enjoy nature... unfortunately, nature fucking blows. I was attacked unmercifully by every flying insect in a mile radius. That was the only down side. I had a blast. Saw some rad peeps that I haven't in a while, finished the last half of the rally as the navigator going at twice the suggested speed, and had the best un-ruben ruben grinder I've ever had with a side of vinegar fries. I also had the opportunity to witness the gayest thing I've ever seen in person. If Virginia is for lovers then Vermont is for gay lovers. At the first checkpoint we worked was a trail that led to a waterfall and swimming hole (and the phrase "swimming hole" should be some indication as to how backwoods we were). Well, being the avid outdoorsman I am, we took the 15 minute hike as we had plenty of time befor the lead car was scheduled to pass and at the falls there was two groups of people. One was a family at the upper falls and the other was two burly guys in short shorts and no shirts drinking beers by the side of the waterfall. I think it was just the location that made it so not straight. It was a god day.
Movie review one is of the Wedding Crashers. I liked it despite the fact that it was not only a date movie but also a movie about a manipulative asshole that decides he wants more then becomes a nice guy overnight and ultimately gets what he wants, karma be damned. Why did I like this movie? Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson are fucking hilarious (especially Vaughn). There are enough one liners to make me forget that I went to see a date movie with my friend Brian. The woman who plays Vaughn's "love interest" (for lack of a better phrase) is hot with a capital HOT. That's about it for that movie. 7.5 out of 10 for being a date movie that didn't completely suck (Anger Management, I'm looking for you).
Then comes the review that I worked (not very) hard on. Don't get mad, it's only my opinion....
Oompa, loompa, doompadee daw...
You'll never guess which movie I saw.
Oompa, loompa, doompadee dalls...
You'll also never guess that it sucked donkey balls.
What do you get when you re-hash old flicks?
Burton, Elfman, and Depp licking each other's dicks.
Why did this movie not completely suck?
Helena Bonham Carter who I really want to... er... you know.
I wish I didn't pay for this.
Oompa, loompa, doompadee day...
If you are smart then you'll stay away
And
You will be happy for sure
Like the oompa, loompa, doompadee were.
Doompadee were.
That's it. Time for shark week.
:bites your faces off:
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Strangely, Mr. Alyk doesn't want to adopt a baby, he wants me to have one, which I don't think I will do...I'm thinking that if I go ahead with the adoption thing, he will probably leave and I will be a single mommy...wheee...
Janet's cat would probably prefer to live with me...