joshxxx

Fantastic Four? More like Fantasuck Snore... That's a lie. I actually enjoyed this movie for the most part. It was, however, the ultimate in origin slash sequel set-up. I wanted to cockpunch the guy who played Doom every time his metrosexual ass mugged for the camera in some serious over-the-top soap opera pose which got even worse when he put on the mask. Jessica Alba's best acting was done when she was invisible or in any state of undress, but she's just so darn cute so I don't care. I don't know who the guy that played Mr Fantastic is but he was ok. Michael Chiklis was fucking stupendous and deserves an oscar for this movie. The Human Torch was good comic relief but I wanted to kick him in the throat every time he got a different girl (mostly due to personal issues). Now, not to sound like a sacrelidgeous nerd or anything, but I wish Stan Lee would just fucking stroke out already. His "cameos" are getting longer and are starting to piss me off. Other than that, the predictable setups and above par graphics weren't anything to write home about but didn't completely blow, unlike the hurricane dennis... er, soundtrack. Sorry, they both blow so hard I get them confused. I give this a 7 out of 10 because I like superheroes, naked Jessica Alba, Michael Chiklis is a phenominal (do doo do dodo) actor, and it was still a hundred times better than Bore of the Worlds (see what I'm doing? I'm taking words from the titles and replacing them with derogatory ones).


Random Josh Fact: Peter Jackson once complimented my Kiwi accent.