I just invented a new way to review a movie. With my new awesome mobile capabilities I will now review Land of the Dead as I watch it ...
But not really. I want to enjoy this, just bear in mind how awesome I am that I'm updating while donating to the Jimmy Fund at the same time.
Look for my review to come later.
***After movie update with a few minor spoilers***
This movie can be summed up in five words. Awesome to the motherfucking max. The fact that this movie is a Romero zombie movie alone should be enough to score a 10 out of 10, but the awesome doesn't stop there. It's got titties. It's got a midget pimp assassination and a zombie clown. It's got more on screen kills than the first Punisher movie. And best of all, it has #4 on my all time hottest of the hot list (1-3 are reserved for Rachael Leigh Cook) Asia Argento. Considering all that, I have no choice but to give this movie a 14.5 out of 10. It would have been 15 but I had to deduct .5 because Asia doesn't get naked.
But not really. I want to enjoy this, just bear in mind how awesome I am that I'm updating while donating to the Jimmy Fund at the same time.
Look for my review to come later.
***After movie update with a few minor spoilers***
This movie can be summed up in five words. Awesome to the motherfucking max. The fact that this movie is a Romero zombie movie alone should be enough to score a 10 out of 10, but the awesome doesn't stop there. It's got titties. It's got a midget pimp assassination and a zombie clown. It's got more on screen kills than the first Punisher movie. And best of all, it has #4 on my all time hottest of the hot list (1-3 are reserved for Rachael Leigh Cook) Asia Argento. Considering all that, I have no choice but to give this movie a 14.5 out of 10. It would have been 15 but I had to deduct .5 because Asia doesn't get naked.
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I've been told that it's not difficult to get an out-of-state tuition waver if you can explain that you plan on living in the state permantely...Like, you're not just in Mass to go to school, you actually live there...I'm going to try it...Private schools sometimes give some sweet financial aid packages as well...
Gotcha. I was going to ask if you've been experiencing a slowdown in service lately. For the past 3 weeks or so, my movies have been taking forever.
>Holy frijoles Land of the Dead was frigging awesome.
I was much less enthusiastic...
>There wouldn't happen to be any single derby ladies, would there?
There are indeed. They have afterparties where you can meet and greet the comely lasses of virtue true. There will be another bout in August.
Thank you