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Josh VS Snakes on a Weekend!!


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Dear Myspace,



Love,
Josh Triple Ecks.





-Seriously, if I wanted to find out how wildly successful my friends from high school are, I would have stayed in college and been successful with them. Also, did every single one of them have to get married too?


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Dear Snakes on a Plane,

Thank you for being everything the hype said and more. It was an honor and a privilege to view you. If I wasn't afraid that they'd be weird snake/human/internet hype mutants, I'd totally want you to attack me and lay your eggs in my side so I can have your babies just like in that scary story about the girl who gets a spider bite but it turns out to be baby spiders and they burst out when she's taking a shower or something.

Forever yours,
Josh Muthafuckin' Ecks



- If you don't go see Snakes on a Plane, like, yesterday... well... I just feel bad for you. If I had to rate this movie, I'd give it like a 12 out of 10. Why? Because ten just isn't big enough to hold the awesomeness of Snakes, Planes and Sam Jackson

- I also saw the Ballad of Ricky Bobby. It was pretty damn funny. Not quite Anchorman funny, but pretty darn funny, none the less. I give it a 7 out of 10.

- I have to do laundry, get my college bills in order so that UPS can pay them, I have to make a doctor's appointment for before the 29th because I have a follow up appointment with another doctor on that day and i have to see the second doctor before I see the first... phew... I have to clean my room and car (not that they're really really dirty, but could use a little polish, I have to do a bunch of other things that are on a list from last week that I didn't do because I kept sleeping in... Man, tomorrow looks busy.

- But not so busy that I can't spend a little quality time with my girlfriend. I mean, nothing makes me happier than when I see her happy. She really does help me get through the day. I mean, which one of you could resist such a pretty smile?




... Yeah, that's what I thought.

- Not to be a weirdo or anything, but seriously, I think I can make things disappear with my mind. I Just just just opened a can of Tab and now I can't find it. I didn't get up or anything... Where'd my Tab go?

- Finally, I sure am glad Sean Preston Jowels Cheeto Federline Red Bull Spears can't read yet, or that he's a member of the most awesome group ever, because he would totally hate me.


That's it...
Josh "Get it? Triple Ecks?" XXX

VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
shellymc:
whatsup with that motherfucking snake in my motherfucking journal!!
Aug 21, 2006
alyk:
I'm slightly obsessed with Tab. Have we already discussed this? I can't remember, but I can highly recommend Tab Energy Drinks. They are fabulous.

Oh, also, I've never been to Denver, but I roll with nuggets.
Aug 22, 2006

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