joshxxx

Dear 35 cent gas station microwavable jalapeno burritos,

Thank you for keeping me company while I wind down from my day at work. I would also like to thank you for being there when I got home at 4:30 in the morning because I am a super-genius and decided to extend to the night shift again this week. Now, I would like to apologize for biting your face off, but you are just too damn delicious to pass up. I hope you had a chance to warn your friend Orange sherbert with chocolate flakes about my murderous rampage, because she's next.

Thanks again,
Josh