If you ever have the opportunity to explain a giant dildo fight, it would be smart to start off with the sentence...
"When I used to run an adult bookstore, we used to have giant dildo fights."
And not...
"Giant dildos... man, those things hurt".
For the simple reason that people will think you use the dildo for the intended reason and not for having giant dildo fights.
In other news, my co workers think I'm either gay or weird.
I'm extending tonight, so I won't be out until 4 a.m.. I'm extending all next week as well. I know I vowed to never extend again because it's just way to much trouble, but I won't be covering a belt this time. This time I will be training. I am super excited about this because it's something I've been trying to do for a while. It's like free money... for reals.
Brockton Fair.... be there or be square.
"When I used to run an adult bookstore, we used to have giant dildo fights."
And not...
"Giant dildos... man, those things hurt".
For the simple reason that people will think you use the dildo for the intended reason and not for having giant dildo fights.
In other news, my co workers think I'm either gay or weird.
I'm extending tonight, so I won't be out until 4 a.m.. I'm extending all next week as well. I know I vowed to never extend again because it's just way to much trouble, but I won't be covering a belt this time. This time I will be training. I am super excited about this because it's something I've been trying to do for a while. It's like free money... for reals.
Brockton Fair.... be there or be square.
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alyk:
Thank you! Love you too... 
reaper_man:
Rex Manning will have to wait- no machine was delivered yesterday. 