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Sweet Zombie Jesus... Am I the only fucking person on earth who can't find a god damn copy of Bubba Ho-tep? Horsecock.

Thank you FX for your daily installment of 2 hours of Buffy the Vampire Slayer... That is all

What does being in Mensa mean to me? Its just another reason for people to make fun of me when I do something completely stupid.... like failing to put a phone number on a job application. Eh, it's all good though, they got in touch and I take my drug test will take place tomorrow. Then I start on Friday at 4. My celebratory bender...
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The last day before "the man" gets his claws in me... I'm going to enjoy the hell out of this day.

Sweet Zombie Jesus,

The sun shines even when it rains... This place rules. I could only be happier with a place if it rained donuts and nerds were paid like professional athletes... Who wouldn't want 10 million a season just to watch cartoons, read, and play X-box?

Move 16 tons, and what do you get...
Another day older and deeper in debt.

Looks like I'm part of the working world again, even if its just for 8-16 hours a week. I'm sure the paper thing will work out monday too, which means I have all day before 4 to get a lame part time job someplace untill I can get a real...
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Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, and broke. No tengo dinero. Man, being broke sucks... as does not having a job. If I had money I could go out, but if I had the job to make money I wouldn't be bored in the first place... Catch 22, why do you mock me. Well, looks like it's another free night at the beach. I need to...
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Well, the vacation is over... Time for me to start thinking about getting a job. I called about the New Times thing today, no anwser. I also called about the placement program from my bartending school up north. I have to go fill out a placement card tomorrow. I'm not really sure what that means, but the worst case scenario is that they put me...
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Holy shit... a two story Target!!! What type of fantastical land is this?

After only 6 years, I finally got to meet Tara in person... It was nice. She has the most adoreable baby. We watched some TV, had supper, I moved some couches with Todd... just an all around fun time had by all. Moving to a new city knowing one person, I'm glad its her. I have to go to Target now and pick up some...
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I do believe I am home... After a 24 hour drive from Worcester, then a loooong day trip to Key West, then another long day trip to Port St. Lucie, I am done driving. I'm also done unpacking too... just in time for the job interviews to start. I'm never going to get any rest. That's a lie. I'm two seconds from the beach. I'm...
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This is it... I'm leaving tonight with my truck loaded with my stuff. Boo yeah... I figure I should be back in Deerfield Beach by next wednesday at the latest... I can't hardly wait.