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squidproquo:
hmmm... i got a used copy of napoleon dynamite tongue not nearly as cool as toys...
waldo_jeffers:
Nice action figures. I especially like the snake one. It reminds me of how recently, the furniture shop down the road was displaying several carved wooden animals in the window. one of them was a cobra and I really wanted it but I told myself not to buy it right away as I had already spent lots of money that month. Sometimes I see loads of stuff that I want and I feel that I have to buy it all now in case its gone next time I am out shopping. I had to remind myself that if I waited until my next pay cheque the wooden cobra would still be there. As it happened when my next pay cheque came, the wooden cobra was no longer there because some other sod had come along and bought it!! That's what I get for trying to be good and sticking to a budget. Hmmph!!
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Damn.

You know you were really tired whenever you honestly can't remember having made your last journal entry.
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auralpleasure:
Or drunk. Hang in there.
auralpleasure:
Man, I feel like I should have known that. I can be forgetful. Maybe it was those damn memory gnomes. Little fuckers. tongue
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I guess I should really try to go get some sleep now.

I just wish it could do something for the weariness I feel in my heart and my soul.
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moya:
frown I hope it's all just a part of recovery. Sleeping is good, but feeling the weariness inside isn't. It might not help your heart or soul, but I could talk about everything I learned about animal penises, which would hopefully put a smile on your face, if only temporary. Though, I suppose if you accidentally ever had a dream in the future about penises..Well, that might not be so fun, either. smile
kinkykurlz:
Why are you weary my friend? I am sorry you are. Let me know if there is anything I can do to cheer you up. wink kiss
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I really should be trying to do my best impression of a what a normal human being would be doing right now and sleeping but my paranoia is acting up and I can't seem to stop getting up and checking on every little noise.

So, fuck it, update time.

Saturday nights show was fucking horrible. I won't bore anyone with the all the details but...
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shmidol:
happy belated valentines day! kiss
squidproquo:
happy belated valentine's day. kiss


i'm working a show next month shocked
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I'm sick, I feel like death warmed over, and tomorrow night i'm going to have to go work what is quite probably the most important show to date in my career as a professional wrestler.

puke blackeyed puke
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sarcasticmenace:
Are you feeling any better, love? I hope last night was a good time in spite of your illness. kiss
thelastbeliever:
Hey how did your thing go on the weekend? Did you feel any better before it?
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Okay.

So.

I was wrong.

No GWAR for me tonight.

Instead I get to stay home and be sick.

It doesn't really bother me that I pissed away the cost of the ticket so much as I just really, really, wanted to finally see them live.

It's like God hates me or something.

puke
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corroded_heart:
thanks man, but i can't do that to a woman, even if she is a skank
corroded_heart:
Hmmmmm, that's and idea, there are about 10 women on my friends list that would do it for free, interesting
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YEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

I'M GONNA GO SEE GWAR TONIGHT!!!

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHES!!!

biggrin
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paintedlady:
Have fun! kiss
sluttygoodgirl:
Thank you for you kind words kiss

I hope you have a great time seeing GWAR tonight!!!! smile
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Update time, BIIIIIIIIIITCHES!

Well, this past weekend was what some might refer to as somewhat interesting.

As a favor to a fellow professional wrestler that I work with in my parent company I attended what was his first and most likely last show for his own fledgling promotion. In all the years now that i've been involved in pro wrestling I can't honestly recall ever...
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clearbrightfire:
aaah I wish I could come see! damn me for being too far away to enjoy the good stuff frown


Ive been very poorly, struck with a big dose of flu so Ive been walking around like bambi,all shakey legged!


x
sarcasticmenace:
I'm back. And whaddya mean I'm fucked up??? confused biggrin
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Have you ever been in one of those funks where you wonder to yourself why the fuck you even bother getting out of bed in the morning?

I was going to bitch about it here but what's the fuckin' use right?

Fuck it.

I'm going back to bed.
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beledi:
get out of bed already. don't make me come down there.
sakita:
spank you!!!
ill take those hugs and cherish them!

smile kiss
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I've made a decision about something.

I need a hammer.

From now on, any and every time I get the urge to speak, type, or hell, even whenever I think something, i'm going to take my trusty hammer and hit myself in the head with it as hard as I possibly can.

The way I figure it either the urge to open my big, fat,...
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beledi:
kiss

don't hit yourself with a hammer. the silly things you say once in a while are more than likely greatly outnumbered by the nice things you say. exhibit 1: the testimonial you left for me.

no hammers for you, mister.

kiss
knecht:
If I had a hammer, I'd hammer all the time. WHACK!! heh heh... WHACK!!! heh heh.....


WHACK!!!! heh heh heh......


WHACK!!! mwah-hah!

WHACK!!!! YES! YES! SMASHY!!