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This sucks.

My life is suddenly full of drama.

I really don't want to but if push comes to shove (and yes, the pun was intended) I am gonna have to fight someone, maybe multiple people.

Damn, i try and be a good little bastard but some people just don't know when to shut their big, bullshit spewin', mouths.

I will try my best to...
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helm:
Make sure you bring a baseball bat. They always seem to help me in fights.
sakita:
wha??? DRAMA??!!!
i feel so out of the loop.
wahts going on?

oooh im all on line now and stuff!

take care!

much love
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All in all this weekend wasn't to bad i suppose.

I did a big bucket full o' nothin'.

I have watched Sinbad, Bruce All Mighty, X2, Revenge of the Nerds, To Kill A Mockingbird, A Christmas Story, and the complete 4th season of the Sopranos. Yes, i do live life at a truly breakneck speed.

Damn, i'm boring.

Ooh...ooh...and i got laid. Big time laid....
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unnecessaryz:
Trust me when I say this: I know. I'm made out of bullshit. All is good.
angelfuck13:
Hey did you see the Trish Stratus Camel Toe from Hell last night?!!? EL SUICIDO LOCO
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I'ts late/early and i'm so tired that the tips of my hair hurt.

Nothing to say really, just wanted to get rid of that last entry cause looking at it was depressing me again.

It's hard to be witty and ireverent when your eyes are rolling up into the back of your head ( on the bright side though i do a mean Undertaker impression...
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dravenraine:
new pic
dravenraine:
check out "why is that" under hookup
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I will in 4 days, be 29 years old. I do not point this out for the hope of the good tidings of well wishers, i point it out because in the 29 years i will have been on this earth i have accomplished relatively nothing.

None of my dreams, none of my hopes, none of the promises i've made to myself, and most importantly...
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sakita:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29 spankings
29 pokes
29 balloons
just two candles (29 might burn down the house)
29 hugs

hope you have a fun day!
monsterjoe:
HBD!

Birthdays rawk.

enjoy.

-Joe
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Weird shit.

Let us speak of weird shit, my people.

No, i don't mean little piles of dog poop with googly eyes and party hats. I mean the things that happen to us in our lives that leave us giving the situation our best impersination of the RCA dog.

For example-

I met, and was serviced by a deaf/mute stripper once. No lie. She kept...
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jora:
When I was 14, I released the Shadow Santas into the world through a knothole in a wooden bench. They lived under my bed all through High School and would chase me around in fields late at night. They said that they wanted me to be their Queen. I declined.
monsterjoe:
???

Weird shit?

I was on my way to my first orgy and a Christian acquaintance of mine called me for the first time out of the blue and want to talk about God literally as I was stepping out the door.

On a different occasion I had just broken up (tragicly) with a woman I believed to be my soul mate. I met a girl stayed out all night partying with her and then she dragged me to a church the next day to hear a sermon about forgiving lovers.

I grew up in one of the worst neighborhoods in Sacramento and came out without a scratch while my brother had to fight for his life on several occasions.

I have always believed that if I make it into combat I will be killed. I have tried everything I know to make it to Iraq and I keep getting denied.

I have never been fired from a job. I have been generally well liked. I have no major illnesses or infirmaties or dibilitating addictions. I have felt "blessed" on more than one occasion.

Nope, I don't believe in God.

When I end up in hell I won't blame God for not trying.

-Joe
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I read Sakitas last post and thought..."damn, maybe she's got a point there"... so i've done away with the last journal entry in the interest of my not being zotted into oblivion.

More dumb crap later.
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estrada:
Zotting is bad.

But the comic Zot isn't.
sakita:
smile i was worried for a moment! i dont wanna lose the bestest here!!!!!
i checked the links...and put them in my favourites to check at a later date...today!
hehehe btw norwegian is much much better than danish!!!
yay!!!
i wanna take norwegian next i think!

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begone, possible zot inspiring journal entry. BEGONE!

*POOF*
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monsterjoe:
I just watched the first two episodes of "La Blue Girl" Kinda surreal. I liked it, but I finished it thinking "I'm kinda twisted already. Do I really need to add this to my list?" At the end I was waiting for miko and her demon parents to get into one big family orgy.

Sik

wink~

-Joe
sakita:
hmm i will check later!
i think i would be careful though
you know that sg isnt too fond of other websites.
frown
please be careful sweetums

[Edited on Nov 23, 2003 1:41PM]
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*WARNING*

If journal entries containg extremely boring depictions of incredibly mundane domestic activities bore the living shit out of you then read no further as my life is stupid boring. Thank you for your time and understanding.

My wife worked out of town last night and after my kids and i picked her up we ate dinner and went Christmas shopping.

Toys r Us was...
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sakita:
I have always thought you were a lucky man
a family that loves you is a great and happy thing
and you deserve it all.
i cant wait until my family comes. i have friends and family that love me..but i want my own if you get what i mean!

and it wasnt a boring journal it was an awesome journal!

sakita:
oh my gosh!
thank you for the testimonail. i just read it.
that is so awesome because it is exactly how i feel about you too!!!!!!!
blush blush blush

well i didnt join to look at boobies, i joined to say something on the music board, but now im all addicted!

have a great weekend!!!
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YEEEEEE-HHHAAAWWWW!!!

I gots me the new Two Towers, special edition, 5 DVD, box set with the freaky little Gollum statue!

I'm a fat, happy, camper!

And to think it only cost me, like, 70.00 bucks and shit. (for that much it should really suck my dick or at least get me a drink out of the fridge, dontcha think?)

I'm gonna watch it over and...
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angelfuck13:
I used to think Gollum was a god when I was a kid. teehee Cardio is way easier lately- I guess the BIG SLOW oops- I mean Big Show was right in selling the Stacker pills- they make you sweat more and fucking rock the gym. My b/f who's been building his muscles suggested that- since the wear and tear of daily cardio slows me later in the day noticably. Hope yer Turkey Day is fun!
I missed Thursday night wresting- I went to bed early and kinda drunk. martinis kick my ass skull
sakita:
just going through making comments!
hope you are having a good weekend so far.
i slept all night last nite!!! how fun am i???
today i will just drink i think.
yay drink!
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Listening to Danzig this morning.

I can not help thinking back to the night i met the band.

It was after their show and Glenn and i talked about comics.

He informed me that he was going to be publishing comics under his own imprint.

I told him about my stuff and we talked shop.

We talked like old friends about favorite books/characters/artists and found...
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monsterjoe:
By the way Danzig kicks ass.
schleprock:
Bummer about the missed break but I hope you don't beat yourself up too bad about it.

Hang in ther buddy.