I've made a decision about something.
I need a hammer.
From now on, any and every time I get the urge to speak, type, or hell, even whenever I think something, i'm going to take my trusty hammer and hit myself in the head with it as hard as I possibly can.
The way I figure it either the urge to open my big, fat, stupid fucking mouth will end due to brain damage or I will simply be in too much pain to formulate any more of my worthless, shit stirring, trouble causing, mother fucking thoughts.
Either way, we all win.
*hits myself with hammer*
*again*
*and again*
*and again*
*a-- -----*
*drool*
I need a hammer.
From now on, any and every time I get the urge to speak, type, or hell, even whenever I think something, i'm going to take my trusty hammer and hit myself in the head with it as hard as I possibly can.
The way I figure it either the urge to open my big, fat, stupid fucking mouth will end due to brain damage or I will simply be in too much pain to formulate any more of my worthless, shit stirring, trouble causing, mother fucking thoughts.
Either way, we all win.
*hits myself with hammer*
*again*
*and again*
*and again*
*a-- -----*
*drool*
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don't hit yourself with a hammer. the silly things you say once in a while are more than likely greatly outnumbered by the nice things you say. exhibit 1: the testimonial you left for me.
no hammers for you, mister.
WHACK!!!! heh heh heh......
WHACK!!! mwah-hah!
WHACK!!!! YES! YES! SMASHY!!