joshof13thfloor

Well, last nights show wasn't exactly what i'd call a resounding success.

There was a gigantic crowd of about twenty or so people in attendance, and that's counting the friends and family of the boys in the back.

That and the members of the audience who actually paid to get in were doing an absolutely astounding imitation of a graveyard.

I worked two matches last night, first with Promo and Xander who put on a great technical match that was full of superb chain wrestling and a lot of sharp psychological touches just to have a couple of our workers I didn't know set there in the crowd and chant "boring" in between the fat fuck calling me fat.

Y'know, I freely admit that i'm a fat fuck but to have a bastard who's fatter than I am call me fat, well, that's just some raw shit right there. Fuck that bastard, he didn't think it was so funny when I called him and his boy up into the ring to get some, that shut his fuckin' mouth real quick.

Anywho, by the time we worked the main event, me and Frost and Josiah Cane versus H.N.I.C. we were beyond giving a flying fuck about this audience any more and just went out there and worked a match strictly to entertain ourselves. Some highlites include the use of the dreaded "Amish dildo", and an "Amish Etch-a-Sketch", the devestating "Double nipple twister of DOOM" which Josiah told the crowd hurt worse than the time when he had the accident with the milking machine to which Promo said "milking machine? I thought you were Amish" to which Josiah replied "I come from a very proggresive village!"

All in all it was pretty fucked up but we had a blast despite it all. That and I got paid which is really all that matters, lol.