joshof13thfloor

Update time.

First off, I would like to apologize to any and all of my friends here on the site if it may seem like i've been ignoring any of you recently. I've had a lot going on in the ol' brainpan and i've also had a lot of stuff going down in the really real world so my time online has been little to none.

Now then, on to the details of my boring-assed life.

Halloween kicked ass. The kids had a blast and they made off with enough candy to feed a third world nation for a couple of months.

Started Christmas shopping for the kids recently. Anybody know where I can sell my internal organs? Fucking Hell, are toys ever expensive.

My daughter is now both a daisy (for those of you who don't know what this is, think little girl scout) and a cheerleader. Her first game as a cheerleader is later today. Sometimes my life gets so surreal it's almost painful. Oh yeah, I almost forgot to mention that at least as far as the paperwork is concerned I am also an official member of the Girl Scouts of America. If only my father had lived he would have been so proud. *sniff*

Watched Shrek 2 and Saved! last night, both were really good and funny as Hell. While Shrek 2 was a rather enjoyable little piece of headcheesy goodness, Saved may be one of the best funny movies i've seen come along in awhile. It's kind of like Mean Girls only with a lot more Jesus and everybody knows how funny the big J was.

Speaking of funny people, you know who's really funny and a whole lot of fun? SarcasticMenace. She's gone gray and I miss her, so if any of you know her and like her then please feel free to buy her a gift account if the urge strikes you. Sure, she'll be pissed about it but that's half the fun right there. Just tell her I suggested it and i'll take the ass kicking.

Well, that's about it for me, i'm all out of shit to bore you with any further. I'll try to get back to the forty or so people who have written me recently and I haven't gotten back to yet.

Peace.