joshof13thfloor

Well, another day without the wife and kiddies. Normally this would be a good thing but today they are going to be at the local city pool so yours truly will be a nervous fucking wreck all God damn day.

I hate swimming. I guess mostly because I do it like a fucking stone.

I'm also of the opinion that if we were intended to take to water on a semi-regular basis that we would have been born with gills and flippers.

And God knows there is nothing funner than going to a pool and setting around, sweatin' your ass off while watching a bunch of stupid fuckers play at being Flipper. But i'm not bitter. Fucking summer time. Bah.

I'll stick to good ol' Terra Firma, thank you very much.

This whole week to myself buisness would probably be a lot more appealing if I weren't stuck at home without a ride. Then again if I had a ride I would most likely just go out and get myself into trouble anyway.

So I guess it's the same thing for today as it was yesterday and will be for tomorrow. Cartoons, internet, and masturbation. Lots and lots of masurbation.

Sigh. Oh well, I wonder where my copy of Where the boys aren't 15 has gotten to?