joshof13thfloor

Thank Jebus that depression is a lot like fucking a midget, Painful, annoying, and usually really short.

I fucking hate hot weather but I fucking love the way it makes women dress. My hot ass neighbor is across the street mowing her lawn in her bikini. God bless.

I have a show on the 12th, I have to get my hair dyed before then. Perhaps I shal go a mugging?

In case you can't tell it's random thought day.

Who else is going to see Prisoner of Azkaban tomorrow? Take me with you?

I've got to get a D&D game together to run. I'm having a hard time coming up with stuff to kil...challenge my group with. Any suggestions?

Do you ever wish you could chase your dreams down and shoot them at point blank range with an extremely large gauge gun? I do.

Johnny Cash + Setting in the dark =

Does anybody have any photoshop skillz? I think i'd like to see my profile piccy with glowing red eyes.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Do you wanna, cause i've been practicing and I practically never step on anyones toes anymore.