Well, well, well. If it isn't rant and bitch time again.
Have you ever had one of those days where every thing that can go wrong does? When everyone you come in contact with feels as if they have to piss in your proverbial cornflakes? I feel like i've had one of those lives and today is just a blindingly good example of it.
My chief complaint with life right now is that God damn breathing mask i have to wear. Now i know i shouldn't be bitching about it since it could quite possibly save my life but sonofaBITCH is the fucking thing ever a pain in the tookus. Imagine trying to get to sleep with a fucking mask over your nose that smells what an ass would smell like if plastic had an ass, and it is hooked to a great big fuckin' tube that goes to a little machine that shoots air up my nose at near tornadic speeds. Yeah, this is much better so far.
My bank account went down like an Irish boxer with a bad gambling habit.
This fuckstick that works for the same wrestling company as me went out to the ring with my partner as his interim manager last Saturday night since i wasn't there to do so (another reason to hate the mask since that's why i didn't make the show) and used my special gimmick cane, the one with the silver skull on the top, and the stupid muthafucka broke the God damn skull off the cane. GODDAMNMUTHAFUCKINCOCKSUCKINSUMANABITCH!!! When i get hold of the greasy little shit i'm gonna smear him into the fuckin' floor! No, no, wait. I'm gonna get him on the outside of the ring and make it look like just another work...and then i'm gonna hit him in his head so fucking hard he'll bleed from his anus!!! Bastard!
Some days it would be a lot easier to just punch people in their fuckin' word holes than try and converse with them. Arrrggghhhhh!!! I think i just burst a blood vessel. Fuck.
Man, i can't wait 'til my wife gets home so she can tell me what i fucked up this time. Wait, i didn't mean that. Yes i did. No i didn't. No, i definitely meant it. I feel like taking no shit tonight.
Fuck it! I'm going to go join the circus. I'm sure there's one out there somewhere that needs a worlds fattest man or a dog faced man. Wait, i know, i'll be the worlds fattest dog faced man. That'll impress my mom...the bitch.
Have you ever had one of those days where every thing that can go wrong does? When everyone you come in contact with feels as if they have to piss in your proverbial cornflakes? I feel like i've had one of those lives and today is just a blindingly good example of it.
My chief complaint with life right now is that God damn breathing mask i have to wear. Now i know i shouldn't be bitching about it since it could quite possibly save my life but sonofaBITCH is the fucking thing ever a pain in the tookus. Imagine trying to get to sleep with a fucking mask over your nose that smells what an ass would smell like if plastic had an ass, and it is hooked to a great big fuckin' tube that goes to a little machine that shoots air up my nose at near tornadic speeds. Yeah, this is much better so far.
My bank account went down like an Irish boxer with a bad gambling habit.
This fuckstick that works for the same wrestling company as me went out to the ring with my partner as his interim manager last Saturday night since i wasn't there to do so (another reason to hate the mask since that's why i didn't make the show) and used my special gimmick cane, the one with the silver skull on the top, and the stupid muthafucka broke the God damn skull off the cane. GODDAMNMUTHAFUCKINCOCKSUCKINSUMANABITCH!!! When i get hold of the greasy little shit i'm gonna smear him into the fuckin' floor! No, no, wait. I'm gonna get him on the outside of the ring and make it look like just another work...and then i'm gonna hit him in his head so fucking hard he'll bleed from his anus!!! Bastard!
Some days it would be a lot easier to just punch people in their fuckin' word holes than try and converse with them. Arrrggghhhhh!!! I think i just burst a blood vessel. Fuck.
Man, i can't wait 'til my wife gets home so she can tell me what i fucked up this time. Wait, i didn't mean that. Yes i did. No i didn't. No, i definitely meant it. I feel like taking no shit tonight.
Fuck it! I'm going to go join the circus. I'm sure there's one out there somewhere that needs a worlds fattest man or a dog faced man. Wait, i know, i'll be the worlds fattest dog faced man. That'll impress my mom...the bitch.
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its good to know that im not the only one that hates this early morning stuff. but i have gotten a lot done today, so its good for that.
hope you are having a better day today!!