Fuck. I didn't get to go see LotR-RotK tonight like i plannaed on, and by the looks of things i won't be seeing it anytime tomorrow either. Fuck again.
I went and saw my doctor again today. The news wasn't any better this time then it was the first time, as a matter of fact it was kinda worse. My doc has informed me that it would be in my best intrest to stop wrestling all together until i get my health straightened out. I'll bet that any of you out there who actually know me now knows what my answer is too. Fuck him.
I swear to fuck that if i'm not telling the truth about what i'm about to tell you then may i be banished to the Hell of hairy women with permenant PMS. I had two flats in a Goddamn row today on the same fuckin' wheel. Two fuckin' flats, man. TWO IN A FUCKIN' ROW. It's like i'm Gods own private little comedian.
I was going to finally get our Christmas tree up but it rained again. Now, when i say rain i mean that you need to imagine the fuckin' Amazon in its wet season. There were neighbor kids skiing in my front yard. Merry fuckin' Christmas.
And to top it all off i just started my period and i'm retaining water like a goddamn sponge. BITCH, BITCH, BITCH.
RRAAAARRGGHHH!!! Zombie Josh tired and pissy!!! RRAAAARRGGHHH!!!
I went and saw my doctor again today. The news wasn't any better this time then it was the first time, as a matter of fact it was kinda worse. My doc has informed me that it would be in my best intrest to stop wrestling all together until i get my health straightened out. I'll bet that any of you out there who actually know me now knows what my answer is too. Fuck him.
I swear to fuck that if i'm not telling the truth about what i'm about to tell you then may i be banished to the Hell of hairy women with permenant PMS. I had two flats in a Goddamn row today on the same fuckin' wheel. Two fuckin' flats, man. TWO IN A FUCKIN' ROW. It's like i'm Gods own private little comedian.
I was going to finally get our Christmas tree up but it rained again. Now, when i say rain i mean that you need to imagine the fuckin' Amazon in its wet season. There were neighbor kids skiing in my front yard. Merry fuckin' Christmas.
And to top it all off i just started my period and i'm retaining water like a goddamn sponge. BITCH, BITCH, BITCH.
RRAAAARRGGHHH!!! Zombie Josh tired and pissy!!! RRAAAARRGGHHH!!!
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Be careful out there. Try not to get yourself too hurt wrestling. You want to be around to watch your kids grwo up and stuff.
And my exes always liked chocolate for their periods.
Guess I should set up my christmas tree with my 5 ornaments.
The Aquabats --PIZZA DAY
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Well I remember my first day at public school
I was very scared of getting pummeled
And sure enough I did at first recess
I got pegged in the head by a big red ball
It stung and my head hung
Back to class with a bloody nose
And soon it was lunchtime
Mom said I should ask about how poor kids can get fed
So I got a book of tickets and a schedule and it read:
Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco
Wednesday - Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk
Thursday - Sloppy Joes and doritos in a bag
Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week
All the kids would line up super early just to eat
Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco
Wednesday - Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk
Thursday - Sloppy Joes and doritos in a bag
Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week
It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans
Hooray for Pizza Day
Hooray for Pizza Day
I miss Pizza Day
The best day of the week
Well, I remember my first day in Jr. High
I had hairspray in my hair
And my pants were way too tight
And all the breakers and new wavers
And the rockers and the preps
Would all be in their places
On the front lawn or the steps
I hung out with some punker kids
Who used to make me laugh
I got thrown in the dumpster
By some rich kids near the caf
As time went on we figured out
It was totally uncool
To eat the welfare lunch
Provided by the school
So in poser-punker fashion
We just mooched off all the kids
And lived off eating candy bars
And bags of nacho chips
Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco
Wednesday - Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk
Thursday - Sloppy Joes and doritos in a bag
Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week
It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans
Hooray for Pizza Day
Hooray for Pizza Day
I miss Pizza Day
The best day of the week
Well now I?m out of school
And I don?t have a job
(You?re a slob!)
I just sit around all sweaty and lethargic
And I?m just thinking ?bout where it all went wrong
Why I can?t concentrate
On anything but reruns
I wish I had some more stability
I wish I had somebody making lunch for me
I guess I miss the simple things in life
The thought of Pizza Day
I thought it was stupid then
But I wish I had it now
I miss my
Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco
Wednesday - Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk
Thursday - Sloppy Joes and doritos in a bag
Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week
It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans
Hooray for Pizza Day
Hooray for Pizza Day
Hooray for Pizza Day
Hooray for Pizza Day
I miss Pizza Day
Best day of the week!