Weird shit.
Let us speak of weird shit, my people.
No, i don't mean little piles of dog poop with googly eyes and party hats. I mean the things that happen to us in our lives that leave us giving the situation our best impersination of the RCA dog.
For example-
I met, and was serviced by a deaf/mute stripper once. No lie. She kept a pencil and a pad of paper to communicate with.
She was a surprisingly good conversationalist too.
In the middle of a grocery store one night i had a woman flash me her pussy. Just walked by and pulled up her dress and was like, "Hey, here's my putty.Enjoy!", so i did.
I had a guy who was stalking me once before because he wanted to build a "Jim Jones-like" cult around me. I said no of course, and then told him to go drink the Kool-aid.
I had a guy stalking me once (notice a trend here?) because he found out about my strong ties to the occult here in my town. He admitted to me on different occasions that he was a vampire, a government agent, a seventh son of a seventh son, and lots of other freaky shit. The scariest thing though was when he gave me his copy of Allister Crowleys "Book 4" because he was "done with it". All of the spell pages were gone.
Well, that's just a little of what i'm talking about. All of this doesn't even take into consideration all the things like ghosts, aliens, and the bigfoot that i saw (for the record i don't live in a trailer and my wife and i are not related).
Please, everybody who reads these, share some of your own weird shit experiences. Spread the weird shit.
Let us speak of weird shit, my people.
No, i don't mean little piles of dog poop with googly eyes and party hats. I mean the things that happen to us in our lives that leave us giving the situation our best impersination of the RCA dog.
For example-
I met, and was serviced by a deaf/mute stripper once. No lie. She kept a pencil and a pad of paper to communicate with.
She was a surprisingly good conversationalist too.
In the middle of a grocery store one night i had a woman flash me her pussy. Just walked by and pulled up her dress and was like, "Hey, here's my putty.Enjoy!", so i did.
I had a guy who was stalking me once before because he wanted to build a "Jim Jones-like" cult around me. I said no of course, and then told him to go drink the Kool-aid.
I had a guy stalking me once (notice a trend here?) because he found out about my strong ties to the occult here in my town. He admitted to me on different occasions that he was a vampire, a government agent, a seventh son of a seventh son, and lots of other freaky shit. The scariest thing though was when he gave me his copy of Allister Crowleys "Book 4" because he was "done with it". All of the spell pages were gone.
Well, that's just a little of what i'm talking about. All of this doesn't even take into consideration all the things like ghosts, aliens, and the bigfoot that i saw (for the record i don't live in a trailer and my wife and i are not related).
Please, everybody who reads these, share some of your own weird shit experiences. Spread the weird shit.
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Weird shit?
I was on my way to my first orgy and a Christian acquaintance of mine called me for the first time out of the blue and want to talk about God literally as I was stepping out the door.
On a different occasion I had just broken up (tragicly) with a woman I believed to be my soul mate. I met a girl stayed out all night partying with her and then she dragged me to a church the next day to hear a sermon about forgiving lovers.
I grew up in one of the worst neighborhoods in Sacramento and came out without a scratch while my brother had to fight for his life on several occasions.
I have always believed that if I make it into combat I will be killed. I have tried everything I know to make it to Iraq and I keep getting denied.
I have never been fired from a job. I have been generally well liked. I have no major illnesses or infirmaties or dibilitating addictions. I have felt "blessed" on more than one occasion.
Nope, I don't believe in God.
When I end up in hell I won't blame God for not trying.
-Joe