It's alive...IT'S ALIVE! *as the song from "Weird Science" hits inside my head"
Well, i went and saw my sawbones and it wasn't as bad is i expected it to go. The worst part was the coversation about my Apnea. It went a little something like this...(or at least it did in my head)
Doc: (imagine Apu from the Simpsons) Go get this Apnea thing taken care of fatty Mcfatback or your'e gonna be worm food you Jabba the Hut lookin' bastard.
Me: Uhhmmm....'kay.
So, it could have been worse, right? Right.
Since then i've been poked and prodded and monitered. I'm on some really interesting meds which includes a pill that makes me piss like a fuckin' racehorse like every five minutes and an Inhalor that pops a little capsule of powder and looks like some sort of James Bond-ian roofie delivery device.
I'm going to go for a sleep study some time soon and let a lot of strangers listen to my snoring and stare at my morning wood. Yeeaaa!
Well, i'll live anyway. Much to the disappointment of the devil, he needs a new poolboy and i'm qualified.
Well, i went and saw my sawbones and it wasn't as bad is i expected it to go. The worst part was the coversation about my Apnea. It went a little something like this...(or at least it did in my head)
Doc: (imagine Apu from the Simpsons) Go get this Apnea thing taken care of fatty Mcfatback or your'e gonna be worm food you Jabba the Hut lookin' bastard.
Me: Uhhmmm....'kay.
So, it could have been worse, right? Right.
Since then i've been poked and prodded and monitered. I'm on some really interesting meds which includes a pill that makes me piss like a fuckin' racehorse like every five minutes and an Inhalor that pops a little capsule of powder and looks like some sort of James Bond-ian roofie delivery device.
I'm going to go for a sleep study some time soon and let a lot of strangers listen to my snoring and stare at my morning wood. Yeeaaa!
Well, i'll live anyway. Much to the disappointment of the devil, he needs a new poolboy and i'm qualified.
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its 1.30 or so here.
we are 7 hours ahead of the midwest.
im originally from kansas city.
i broke my back in a car crash.
well my sister got a concussion but i got a week in the hospital (with this evil cranky woman who snored) and a lifetime of back pain!
hehehe its ok, it could have been much much worse.
im thankful for what i got...