I want to take a poll. If anyone reads this, I want to know if a horrible night thanks to the sauce is reason enough to go sober? I'll tell you the situation:
I was on business in Las Vegas, at a show of course, drank enough Jack D that my eyes were crossed, caused trouble in the mandalay bay casino, escorted to my room by 4 security guards, blacked out, woke up the next day at 3:00 PM with huge bruises and cuts on my face, missed the calls from the people i was with at 11:00 AM to head back to OC, was left behind, had to fly back.
It might not seem all that bad in this story, but i was pretty unruly, have no idea what happened to my face, and had maybe the worst day of my life.
I've been sober for all of three days now with the plan of continuing...but...I'm wondering if alcohol is meant to help you fuck up so you learn all of life's glorious little lessons, or if its really just evil.
So..that being said...to drink or not to drink?
I was on business in Las Vegas, at a show of course, drank enough Jack D that my eyes were crossed, caused trouble in the mandalay bay casino, escorted to my room by 4 security guards, blacked out, woke up the next day at 3:00 PM with huge bruises and cuts on my face, missed the calls from the people i was with at 11:00 AM to head back to OC, was left behind, had to fly back.
It might not seem all that bad in this story, but i was pretty unruly, have no idea what happened to my face, and had maybe the worst day of my life.
I've been sober for all of three days now with the plan of continuing...but...I'm wondering if alcohol is meant to help you fuck up so you learn all of life's glorious little lessons, or if its really just evil.
So..that being said...to drink or not to drink?
heres your punishment
you may only consume drinks that are otherwise considered 'fruity' or 'girly'
anything with an umbrella,
or silly double entendre name.
screaming orgasm, flaming cooters of death or whatever the hell they have come up with these days
ok, so you will now drink in moderation only beverages containing malibu rum or other unruly forms of alcohol
good luck