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joshkirby

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Wednesday Aug 15, 2007

Aug 15, 2007
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I've been considering taking on a term of celibacy. Now onto the math stuff.

So I like math and silly little facts or jokes or statistics that are math related. That being said.....

I reason I don't play the lottery is because I'm 3 times more likely to die driving to get a lottery ticket than I am to actually win.

You know thatw as fun, if you like math I will proceed to tell fun math facts and jokes now.

A summer tourist enters a hardware store in Maine and buys a large number of expensive items. The skeptical, reticent owner doesn't say a word as he adds the bill on the cash register. When he's finished he points to the total and watches as the man counts out $1,528.47. He then methodically recounts the money once, twice, three times. The tourist finally asks if he's given him the right amount of money, to which the Mainer grudgingly responds, "Just barely."
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

As of 2001 the amount of TNT on the whole planet amounts to 25,000 megatons. 50 Trillions Pounds. or more importantly, 10,000 pounds for each man, woman, and child on earth. That being said you should realize that 1 pound in a car would be enough to demolish the car and kill everyone inside.

Rock music has existed for about 1 Billion seconds. SECONDS!

That's enough for now.
~Josh

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