0
I had a long talk to brother tontie about the cosmos.

but you should know about my brother first.

He is 36 years old. he lives in a van down by the river. no...thats false.. hehe

He is 36 years old. he is a recovering junk adict. he is a parapalegic. he was shot in 1996 at a 7-11 on harford rd. in parkville. he...
Read More
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
mrmiddlefinger:
Dude, you would be a kick-ass brother to have... Your parents looking to adopt? I'm potty trained (just in case they ask)...
laika:
You are a good person, and any girl who cant accept the way it is, well she isnt worth your time anyway. kiss
0
Happy Momma day to all the mommys and to those who arent mommys...happy momma day for being a hott momma!
bambie_____:
Aaw, thank you! I don't really feel like a mom but when Damien and I go out together I get alot of questions like 'is he your first' or 'is he your only one' it was kinda akward for a while but now it doesn't really phase me anymore.

kiss
0
I'm getting really bored. if anybody wants to do anything, please "holla" over this way because i can not spend another day trying to find something to do. I will do anything you want, just get me the fuck out of this house.

<3- Josh Guy
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
the_sam:
shows at the ottobar tend to work out
bambie_____:
When? Alot of people make day trips down here on the weekends but as it is I work both days of the weekend, later on in the month is better.

kiss
0
I <3 COPS!!

not really, but.. i did get to try to explain skankin to one and it was hilarious. my friend (whos 15) got punched out by a bouncer for dancing and not running into each other like complete fools. he called the cops and my friends an idiot so i did the talking for him. i tried to explain that what we do,...
Read More
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
laika:
wow... sounds interesting.

bambie_____:
sure! tongue

kiss
0
Speaking if the best job ever, i got fired tuesday.

It was kinda of a blessing in disguise because gas prices are so high, i might as well have a normal joba nd not one where i drive to harford county everyday.

If you know of anygood jobs, let me know, im looking.

(want a slave or just a housekeeper, im ready and WILLING)

<3-Joshua...
Read More
daniofthedead:
you got fired? you didnt tell me this. i hate you. blackeyed
bambie_____:
he he, i don't know if you'd save money on gas but if you wanted to you could come clean my house in your underwear. tongue wink I'll pay you! Somebody has to do it and it sure isn't going to be me!

Why'd u get fired any way?

kiss
0
WORK IS SO MUCH FUN!!....

i got my second naked chick today.

i didnt ask, but she looked about 20, maybe 19. she was the home owners daughter, and they were at work. so i was like whoa!

She answered the door with a towle wrapped around her and her hair was wet and i was imediattly turned on. i got to measure her room...
Read More
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
starry_eyed:
creep tongue
cureelise:
DAMN I need your job.
0
my ballon is gone and now im angry... mad

hehe...

UPDATE: i give up giving up. i breath smoke once again
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
bambie_____:
aaaw, I still wouldn't have evn been able to go that long without my sanity (cigarettes) so good for you for trying.

kiss
cureelise:
how was your birthday sweetie, hope u got what u wanted. kiss
0
okay, its now day three of the nicotine withdraw and im going nuts. i would do anything for one ciggerette if it didnt mean i got hooked again.. i just want one, but i dont want to buy a pack. damn it.....i hate you BIG TABACOO
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
starry_eyed:
happy barfday
germ13:
Happy Birthday man smile
0
okay, i once "dated" a girl who was 16. and i thought it was fucked up. my friend kevin who is 16 is dating a girl who is 14 and i think its fucked up. becaus ei know he gonna try to fuck her and i dont think any girl should lose their virginity at 14. eeekkkkkk but she is incredibly hott for 14......eekkkkkk......i said...
Read More
laika:
i lost my virginity at 15..... annnnnd i regret it.
0
SOOOO.......i quit smoking today.

this is not a easy feat. if you know me..you know i smoke alot.. and i had one ciggerette this morning and i slaped a patch on and i havent had one all day..

im angry for no reason..but i feel better. i dont feel agervated or anything...im just angry that smoking has to be unhealthy. why cant they make healthy...
Read More
the_sam:
i quit for a year and a half once... cutting down worked well for me, but alas i chose smoking.
however, quitting 2 things at once is highly stressful, and typically ends unsuccessfully. and when people do not succeed , they tend to beat themselves up (taken from countless personal experiences).
bambie_____:
that's how i feel about smoking. i wish that it weren't bad for you because i just like it! don't laugh but i have an oral fixation. . . not like that. . . i just like waching the smoke come out of my mouth. i know i'll quit one day, like before i have kids or something, but until then i just like it!

and good for you! that's more will power than i have

kiss