joshguy

fuck my last journal entry...this is the moment of brilliance. i have a friend mark who is very edge and very shy.. and it was about 4:25 in the morn (its now 4:37) and he was making out with this chick and messing around (of corse) on the couch and im laying right next to them not being able to sleep. (happens every time im at a party..everyones getting action except me) so i stand up and they stop. i go to smoke a ciggerette outside and as im walking away the moaning continues. as im outside on the porch smoking i see something that blows my mind A FUCKING CAMERA. what better way to make people stop fucking around then to take their picture..if they dont care the first time..they will the second time and the third time. (note: im jelous because joshy poo aint getting any)

so i come in and i slip my shoes on, they dont stop. i snap the fucking picture and all i see is what the flash from the camera showed. and in that split second. i see everything. i see vag, i see a penial figure...its fucking awesome. also in the split second when the flash is on i hear a awwe and not the cute puppy awwe, im talking the "holy shit" awwe.

if it was anyone else, i would of just left. but its my bestfriend and i have to attpet the cock block incase he wants out. he cant just volintarily cock block him self.. but after that i ran out the door, jumped in the car, and laughed all the way home..which may seem like a long time but its acttually only 3 minutes.. (same neighbor hood) best cock block story ever.

and if that flash saw everything i did...its gonna be the best black mail picture ever.

and if this dont make sense and alot of shits spelled wrong its because im drunk...and thats the only reason i drove home.. its litterally 1 minute away. left right left right left right and im home. i hate people who drive drunk..they arent cool.

<3- (cock block master) Joshua Guy