joshguy

jan. 11th, 2004. new national holiday-Worst Damn Day Ever


So i wake up this morning and im sick and to tired to do anything. so naturally i call work and say im sick and i can not come in. they continued to tell me that i have to come in. so i say then i quit. funny part is a told them i dont quit but i am sick and i cant come to work. they said you have to come to work. so i go to work sick. then yesterday i stuck in someone front yard trying to make a U turn and the lady saw me and toke my tag number. i get a call from the cops 7:30 this morning telling me i have to go back and fix the problem because she doesnt want to press charges...so im FREAKING out. it might of been a 4 inch hole. i told the lady when i went back today that it is to cold to plant grass seed, its just going to havre to wait. she said well fix the hole. wellllll, me being the smart ass. i go over and kick some dirt into it and exclaim"FIXED" then i left. cops call me again saying i have to fix it or she will press charges. IT WASNT EVEN IN HER YARD, IT WAS THE FUCKING GUTTER. anyway....there is my new national holiday for worst day ever. i promise to tell you about the next new national holiday.....Best Day Ever.