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Sunday Dec 08, 2002

Dec 8, 2002
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My family has an annual xmas tradition, where we all decorate gingerbread houses and display them in our entertainment center.

Several years ago, I started a deviant trend in my houses; I believe the first one started with a simple grave in the yard. Nothing spectacular, but as the years go on, and my parents still want me to decorate a house as part of our tradition with my siblings, the houses become less and less happy-happy-joy-joy. Or at least, less of their version of happy-happy-joy-joy.

Today, I created "A Very Merry Jeb and Jim-Bob's Militia and Army Surplus Christmas", where the two redneck militia brothers attempt to save their house from evil Santa and his Elf minions. This action-packed residence comes complete with roof-mounted flamethrower, stakes in the roof, and land mines all over! Also, thanks to the wonders of modern cake-decorating, there is spray-painted blood on the snow in the yard! Musta been sum-a dem swamp critterz a-crawlin' up to da yard.

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