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Thursday Aug 28, 2003

Aug 28, 2003
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When the honest-to-god truth comes knocking, will you be able to handle it? Or will it knock you off your feet?

"Josh, in 20 to 30 years, you're going to require invasive open-heart surgery to correct your defect, in order to continue living."

Open me up, doc. I want to get it the fuck over with.
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alyssum:
Note there that that implies you've got 20 to 30 good years, period. We should all be so lucky, not all of us are.
Aug 29, 2003
alyssum:
Plus, you know how much technology changes in 20 or 30 years, they'll probably be doing it laproscopically by then anyway.
Aug 29, 2003

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