Ladies and Gentlemen...may I have your attention please? I have a very important announcement to make...
I have landed myself a full blooded stalker!
Of course, I make light of this situation because if I don't laugh, I'll fucking scream!
Let me tell you a story about a guy named Jon. I use his real name because I know now he's fucking reading everything I write on here. Ahh, well, don't put it on the internet if you don't want people to read it, right?
Jon was VERY cool, some time ago. We got along really well as friends, and then decided to take it to the next level. Remember my whole "relationships start out better as friends" well, fuck that. We began to spend more time together, and all was well, UNTIL jealousy came into play.
NOW, I'm not a person that deals with this well...and for the level at which it was coming out of him, it sparked some concern. HOWEVER, people make mistakes, and I was willing to overlook it. Then it happened again. This time, a little more forceful and physical. There was no mistaking it in my mind, that this guy wasn't playing with a full deck.
So, after the alcohol wore off, I told him, plain and simply, it's not going to work out. I must have been speaking in another language or something because it's now 5 days later, and he's coming here tomorrow to "work it out." And because I told him NO, don't COME! He's going to use the KEY that I gave him on his last visit because I'm a fucking dumb ass.
What he's not aware of, is that I'm not even going to be home tomorrow night. I'm going to be off at a "stalkers not welcome" party to celebrate Cinco De Mayo. (our town happily joins any ethnic group for the day as long as there is a party involved)
FUCK! Please tell me that all guys aren't like this...because damn, this is so not worth it.
I have landed myself a full blooded stalker!
Of course, I make light of this situation because if I don't laugh, I'll fucking scream!
Let me tell you a story about a guy named Jon. I use his real name because I know now he's fucking reading everything I write on here. Ahh, well, don't put it on the internet if you don't want people to read it, right?
Jon was VERY cool, some time ago. We got along really well as friends, and then decided to take it to the next level. Remember my whole "relationships start out better as friends" well, fuck that. We began to spend more time together, and all was well, UNTIL jealousy came into play.
NOW, I'm not a person that deals with this well...and for the level at which it was coming out of him, it sparked some concern. HOWEVER, people make mistakes, and I was willing to overlook it. Then it happened again. This time, a little more forceful and physical. There was no mistaking it in my mind, that this guy wasn't playing with a full deck.
So, after the alcohol wore off, I told him, plain and simply, it's not going to work out. I must have been speaking in another language or something because it's now 5 days later, and he's coming here tomorrow to "work it out." And because I told him NO, don't COME! He's going to use the KEY that I gave him on his last visit because I'm a fucking dumb ass.
What he's not aware of, is that I'm not even going to be home tomorrow night. I'm going to be off at a "stalkers not welcome" party to celebrate Cinco De Mayo. (our town happily joins any ethnic group for the day as long as there is a party involved)
FUCK! Please tell me that all guys aren't like this...because damn, this is so not worth it.
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Sorry I missed you on AIM, I was asleep. Damnable sleep, it'll be the death of us all.