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Last night, on the lake, after a few too many beers, we began to spew out information about ourselves. It proved to be quite entertaining, so I thought I would try it here. I have learned that it's amazing how much I like to talk about myself.

1-I drink at least 120 oz. of water a day.
2-I have gotten my heart broken twice in the last week, because I'm foolish.
3-I have figured out the three-degrees of separation on SG.
4-I talk to my Grandma at least three times a week.
5-I have unlimited long distance.
6-Catiedid is one of the most incredible human beings on the planet.
7-I believe Elvis is really dead.
8-My favorite color is blue
9-I think Eminem is a genius.
10-The "Wizard of Oz" terrifies me.
11-I'm a Leo, and good at it.
12-My best birthday was my 27th.
13-I have only been IN love two times in my life.
14-I had to sign a morality clause to work the job I do.
15-I hate jealousy, on both sides.
16-I watch CNN for six hours every day at work.
17-I can't sleep without sound.
18-I HATE the number 4
19-I cry easily
20-I laugh or smile at least 100 times a day.
21-I never miss a NASCAR race.
22-I used to love the Bulls when they were a real basketball team.
23-A boy hit me once and I broke his nose.
24-I believe the past should be kept there.
25-I love the sound of a driving guitar.
26-I have secrets that will always belong only to me.
27-I want to jump out of a plane, but I'm terrified I'll never do it.
28-I have done things at work that still make me blush.
29-I don't think you should EVER know what your current love has said to his past loves.
30-My eyes turn BRIGHT green when I'm horny or about to cry.
31-I believe in being a lady in the street and a freak in the bedroom.
32-I am paid to watch American Idol.
33-Clever wins over romance-the perfect combination takes my breath away.
34-The record number of orgasms I have had in one night is 13, that's also the number of times that I sat through Titanic in the theater-no relation.
35-I never leave my family without a kiss-a hug-and an "i love you."
36-I scream at the TV during sporting events, even if I don't care who wins.
37-I dream vividly, about every night.
38-I know things I would pay to have cut out of my brain.
39-I only fight, what I can win.
40-My phone rings more at 2 a.m. than 4 p.m.
41-I love-love-love kissing.
42-I talk in my sleep-or so I have been told.
43-I believe the best relationships begin as friendships.
44-I have learned-DO NOT run in Sketchers.
45-I get my feelings hurt more times than I'll ever admit to.
46-I crush easily. (take that any way you want.)
47-I got a seven Dale Jr. calendars for Christmas last year.
48-I have seven God-children
49-I will NEVER discuss religion with ANYONE in my family.
50-I hate Drama
51-I always keep my promises.
52-I don't smoke.
53-I can tell the difference between Ashley and Mary Kate Olson.
54-I own Darrin's Dance Groove on DVD.
55-I believe freedom is worth dying for.
56-My ATM code is the same 4-digits as my friend's phone number.
57-I have used the phrase "this one time, at band camp..." BEFORE American Pie.
58-I am VERY competitive.
59-I get asked at least once a day for my autograph.
60-On my 13th birthday, I got my first period and saw a naked boy, all while away at church camp.
61-I believe that clarity can be found at the bottom of a bottle of alcohol, however irrationality is usually found there too.
62-I love daisies.
63-I believe luck is just the point when preparation meets opportunity.

WHEW! I hope this inspires you to share too...tell me about you.

I'm on vacation in 3 hours and 51 minutes..I can NOT wait!

Be safe my friends...