joseflovesyou

I had a dream last night. Involving a certain person, ending up in the nude. This in turn resulted in a rock hard weenar for SEF. This boner has now sustained itself for 12 hours, it's fucking relentless. I'm fairly certain the only cure is sexual intercourse., no shortcuts. As I see it, I have a few options, and they are as follows.

Option #1

Tell my best friend about this situation that has risen(yay pun!), who may or may or may not have stared in the dream which caused this in the first place. Telling her would be in hopes that she would have sex with me, to cure the everlasting boner. If I chose this solution, would it be best to claim the boner is her fault, therefore she should help me solve it, or just that she should help a friend in need, out of the kindness of her heart?

Option #2

Hire a hooker. This would probably be much much easier, as I would not have to give an embarrassing explanations, or convincing, and not risk offending/losing a friend. A hooker is not going to tell me no, and will no doubt give me what I'm asking. The problem with this is, it's possible that it would not fulfill my try wants. and the boner would still stand firm.(more sweet puns) plus the fact that a hooker is a filthy bucket of STDs. That's not too appealing, and then the shame that would surely come.

Option #3

Suicide. Simple, yet effective. 100% satisfaction guaranteed.

These are the only 3 choices that I can think of, to solve my problem.

Out of these, which would you choose, or do you have any other ideas that may work?