joscelyne

At work, we have what's called a "celebrity profile" in which all the employees have to fill out. It's like every other one of those questionnaires you fill out, asking where you were born and what your interests are, etc. (I've filled out about 7 of these since transferring to this location, and changed my profile picture about as many times as I've changed this one here on SG.) These profiles adorn the bathroom door in the back office of our store. Covering these profiles is a mass of Post-it notes from all the employees writing nonsense to one another. It was started by two co-workers writing to each other and then I decided to mock them by writing notes to myself and then others. Anyway my co-worker Amy told me "no one writes me anything anymore!" and she pouted, so I grabbed a Post-it and wrote "You rock my non-existent nads. xoxo j0ss".

While everyone seemed to think it was funny, I couldn't help but wonder if that was a good or bad thing. I mean, obviously I don't really have actual "nads" to be rocked by Amy (or anyone for that matter). So since I don't have rockable nads, does that mean she doesn't *really* rock me?

I'm just gonna keep thinking it was a compliment like I intended.