I'm addicted to reading Overheard in the Office:
Coworker #1: She was such a bitch to me for no reason! I think I'm beginning to hate people.
Coworker #2: You used to like people before working here? That's so freakin' cute!
and
Woman on speaker system: I have a guy by the balls in the toy department that could use some assistance.
and my personal favorite:
CSR on phone with client: Yes sir, just click on the bl-b!
CSR: I'm terribly sorry, sir, my manager just hit me in the face with a beachball.
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*licks*