jorryn

Fresh sheets for my bed yesterday!

But thats because I just got in from the hospitol and dirty sheets can lead to infection which can lead to death...

Yes... That kind of death...

The bad kind...

Ah fair Jorryn, forgive my lack of details as to what my surgery was for. I am as high as a kite.

It was for "Inguinal Hernia Repair". Basically a hernia (or detached/pinched muscle-/bowel-tissue, for ya if you dunno what a hernia is) in my scrotum (or "ballsack", if you will ). I worked too hard and lifted shit that was too heavy when I worked construction a year ago.

It was pretty effin' big. For the longest time I thought I sprouted a third testicle, until I got my girl-at-the-time to pleasure it to see if it feels good. Turns out, that shit hurt. Then I went to the doctor who told me I could die from this.



Glad you liked my review!

Makes me kinda wanna do that to someone soon...

Damn 6 week-long abstinence bullshit!