Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

jormagund

Rhode Island is pretty much one big "hometown" really.

Member Since 2004

Followers 39 Following 93

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Friday Dec 28, 2007

Dec 27, 2007
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
The day after Christmas I was up in Boston picking up a load of candy from NECCO. You know that company... they make those funny sugar wafer things and (perhaps more widely known) those small colored hearts with the Valentines Day messages. Yes, that's right... the day after Christmas I am delivering Valentines products.

So this morning I'm in Lexington, KY to get unloaded. It's a food distribution company, and generally wherever you go in this country that means one thing: LUMPERS.

Dr_Lizardo and I have both discussed this in the past. Only the ingenuity of America could come up with an industry where none is needed. Essentially the concept is: the people who purchased a product refuse to remove it from the delivering truck. Either you can do this backbreaking work yourself, or you hire a third-party company (commonly referred to as lumpers) to unload it for you. Generally at ridiculous prices. It doesn't hold true in this particular case, but occasionally the lumper fee will actually be higher than the amount of money I earn for making the trip. Which is completely outrageous.

My company doesn't want me to touch freight. They want me driving, and only driving. So they pay for this lumper service. But the entire concept is just fucking retarded.

Anyhow, I recently got a contact request via Classmates from someone who is pretty much the best friend that I've lost touch with for the last few years. I'm not really into the whole Classmates thing, but this weekend I'll pay for a month (or whatever it is that I have to do) in order to get her contact information. It's been too long. Sometimes when someone moves to the other side of the country it becomes the excuse to let a lapse of contact occur. Fortunately I feel like she's someone that... despite time passed... we could pick up again as if we'd just spoken yesterday.
figmentation:
lumpers.
ha.

only in america.
and what a name!
Dec 28, 2007
dr_lizardo:
Lumper are indeed a retarded concept. If the trucking company has to pay for the lumpers, they're going to have to pass that along to the people who get the freight unloaded, whether that's the shipper or reciever, well whatever. It's retahdid.
Dec 28, 2007

More Blogs

  • 05.10.10
    0

    Monday May 10, 2010

    You stay classy, Suicide Girls.
  • 04.29.10
    2

    Thursday Apr 29, 2010

    I've been getting many more smooches in April than I did in January, …
  • 04.21.10
    7

    Wednesday Apr 21, 2010

    I'm so used to not updating here anymore. Dunno if that's good or bad…
  • 01.16.10
    4

    Saturday Jan 16, 2010

    Meh.
  • 12.03.09
    2

    Thursday Dec 03, 2009

    I'm engaged.
  • 11.20.09
    2

    Saturday Nov 21, 2009

    Right now, things are good. I dare say just about as good as they've …
  • 10.15.09
    2

    Thursday Oct 15, 2009

    I'm probably not going to renew. I guess my priorities have changed a…
  • 10.04.09
    5

    Monday Oct 05, 2009

    My Facebook account has been "unavailable due to maintenance" for two…
  • 10.02.09
    2

    Friday Oct 02, 2009

    She still loves me...
  • 09.26.09
    1

    Saturday Sep 26, 2009

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

24
years
2
months
28
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,621 SuicideGirls
  • 1,113,818 followers
  • 15,017,209 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,617,270 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Complaint / Content Removal Policy | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo