Monday Jul 03, 2006

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I hearby declare that once I am elected emperor, underage girls will no longer be allowed to wear shorty-shorts with words printed on the ass. That is not the type of reading I've been meaning to catch up on. I don't need that kind of help feeling like a dirty old man, thanks.
mrbeast:
yes you have britney spears to thank for that.


You know what the only thing keeping me from being a dirty old man is?
if:
I was walking down Thayer St yesterday and saw an absolutely gorgeous girl in a tight sheer white dress with a bright orange thong that was visible to my poor eyes from 15 yards. We were going in the same direction, so I just thanked my lucky stars and tried not to look too obvious. We went into the same store, and to my horror she looked and sounded about 15 up close.

Boy, did I feel like a scumbag after that.

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