dude. tis is a drunk rant ahahaha
so dude, like wow
i am so drunk like i m cooking some shit but i dunno...i can'tremember what time i put the burner on but like the smoke alarm is not beeping so its cool
"dude, a cockroach gave you a cuntjob"
was part of the converstation i had tonight with a friend i have not seen in forever. sioux is awesome. we used to be in a band together but things got stupid and we split but tonight we hungout and it was AWESOME and we're both reading "lunar park" like we're on the same page and that is awesome, to lose touch with someone for months and then hang out and realize how much you have in common, and whats weird is i was sitting on my couch today reading that book and i thought, "i bet sioux is reading this, too" and I WAS RIGHT, as i found out later. she's just so beautiful.
anyway, we are both marrying bret easton ellis. no actually i'm supposed to have the like 2 month fling and she's gonna marry him and then i will play stalker or something, the details are stil sketchy, but we'll figure it out. bret (we know you divorced that actress chick), so look out ahahaha
anyway, dude, kay, now the smoke alarm IS going off so tah-tah - oh, shit the agent's said "you have a style of writing i can sell" so its gonna happen!!! very soon one of my books will be invading some fucking barnes and nobles and shit!!! ahahaa
gotta go!!!
so dude, like wow
i am so drunk like i m cooking some shit but i dunno...i can'tremember what time i put the burner on but like the smoke alarm is not beeping so its cool
"dude, a cockroach gave you a cuntjob"
was part of the converstation i had tonight with a friend i have not seen in forever. sioux is awesome. we used to be in a band together but things got stupid and we split but tonight we hungout and it was AWESOME and we're both reading "lunar park" like we're on the same page and that is awesome, to lose touch with someone for months and then hang out and realize how much you have in common, and whats weird is i was sitting on my couch today reading that book and i thought, "i bet sioux is reading this, too" and I WAS RIGHT, as i found out later. she's just so beautiful.
anyway, we are both marrying bret easton ellis. no actually i'm supposed to have the like 2 month fling and she's gonna marry him and then i will play stalker or something, the details are stil sketchy, but we'll figure it out. bret (we know you divorced that actress chick), so look out ahahaha
anyway, dude, kay, now the smoke alarm IS going off so tah-tah - oh, shit the agent's said "you have a style of writing i can sell" so its gonna happen!!! very soon one of my books will be invading some fucking barnes and nobles and shit!!! ahahaa
gotta go!!!
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"I would like to have sex with her body."
GnR's "anything goes" is playing here, isn't that lovely? makes me so horny and remember when i was a little virgin hoping Axl would find me one day and make his awesome whore.
i should probably be reading some Ellis right now too.