jordan

This ad is funny: Indie, voodoo coffee shop seeks responsible, espresso-loving, barista with retail experience to make drinks, keep place clean and sell retail. Must love the French Quarter, not be afraid to talk to people,have a positive attitude and be willing to work. No jaded bastards or crackwhores, please.

Im a jaded bastard. Who isnt a jaded bastard when they need a day job like that? My boss is a fucking prick and Im not looking forward to this day.hes not jaded. He just gave up. Hes a gave-up bastard.

Almost finished with the rewrites/revisions of The Boys of the Demonic Hermitage Kaleidoscope. you might feel sorry for the victims, you might feel sorry for the gunman, but you will feel..The last Friday of August it should be in the UU Gallery and by October Im hoping it will be available on Amazon.

uh, what's the remedy for handcuff burn?? cos i just gave it to myself...

I saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Id like to kick the person in the ass who told me Willy Wonka reminded him of Michael Jackson because thats all I could flippin think about as I sat there and watched it. The squirrel scene with Veruca Salt was pretty cool, though. And the oompa loompa disco stuff.

Anyone wanna check out a cool show? Funeral Crashers
Friday Aug. 5, 11pm
Otto's Shrunken Head
538 East 14th St. NYC 212-228-2240
Funeral Crashers

so go say hi to treason and tell him your coming to his show cos he rocks!

Theyre a glam/industrial band and do a killer cover of pet cemetery. and the show is free!

K, back to work.