jordan

oooooooooh, naughty naughty. i feel good. no guy goes down better than mr. jack daniels. hahaha.

see, drunk is fun and entertaining.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. i just wanna say to ya'll if i'm not commenting on you guys's journals its cuz i'm lazy and impatient. and like i said drunk. can't figure out the bookmarks deal.

thursday night will be a good time. if you have my number and you are lucky enuff to live in new york city, call me up. there'll be a reading from yours truly, and free shots of some of the best hard stuff by one of the most adorable bartenders in the city.

and if you don't know, now you know.

"He tried to stand up; concerned with why he was becoming so lightheaded then he fell over, dead weight, onto the floor. He missed hitting his head on the coffee table by a few inches. I kneeled down next to him, dying to take my cock out. I licked my lips. Anxiety filled my blood. I had all night; I reminded myself, don't ruin this decadent opportunity with impatience." - Everyone Is Chuckers.