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UPDATE: this is so what i needed today. awesome.
so i am finally coming back to life after spending a portion of the weekend down on my knees getting to know all my toilet's characteristics thanks to
this goddamn place.
after i had their food saturday i felt extremely lightheaded and my body suddenly felt like it had been covered in ice. i knew something was wrong so i did shots of absinthe and puked up stuff i think i ate back in 1994.........oh yeah, nice.
my stomach hurts really bad and i just threw up again.
looking forward to the reading next friday.
seeing Mr. T's belly scar last night on the Sopranos left me really horny.

oh yeah, daddy-o. spank me. now.
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Last night I met with my agent. Things are moving along exceptionally well. Ill be selling limited editions of Everyone Is Chuckers: Wicked Park starting April 21st. They will be leather bound bible-version. Buy a copy or youre going to hell. Ahaha. Ill update on how many copies I have left after my reading in two weeks. Its possible Ill be doing promotion in L.A. this summer.
The follow up to this book, Pop Star Pussy, is underway.
Oh, the limited edition copies are twenty bucks a poppin cherry. it's taken so long to get this book out because of the controversy surrounding the bestiality parts...........anyway, its still in there.
Website coming Very Soon. An excerpt from Chuckers will be up for you guys and dolls to check out.

also this site's ridiculously addictive.

Everyone have a cool ass weekend. Liquor, clean thongs and sopranos sums it up for me.

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sonofapunk:
Heeeeeey!

How's it going?

I'm poor so the book-getting for now is gonna be at an all-time low! frown

I'm high as a kite on codine and morphine and ibyprophen...

So it may be the drugs talkin'... But that tracksuit site looks like it was made for the UK! Heeheeheehee! smile
Apr 13, 2006
mellisa:
i feel better, i got some good sunset pics and that made me smile.

but i wrote something to. on paper no less. i may transfer it its semierotic, but not.

sort of wink
Apr 15, 2006

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