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brooklyn, i luv u

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UPDATE - I am in a much better mood. sex does that. muahaha. happy valentines day every1. i'll be spending it with the one i love.............

the dude who sent me the nice pussy email sent me another far more offensive email, i of course complained, and he has been kicked off SG. ahahaha.
thank you, missy.
i'm tired. more money's been stolen from me. oh, awesome.
some good news...a new sg set is underway.

"I'm tired of everyone i know,
of everyone i see,
on the street
and on TV."


might i make a suggestion?
if you plan on emailing me ya might wanna start out with something else other than "nice pussy."
just a suggestion.
cos i'm a bitch.
i got a nice disguise goin - blonde hair, blue eyes, sweet smile, but i'm a bitch.
and bitches are the ones you should really be nice to.
we eat heart like its pie.

now some devil boy come out and breathe fire on this snow so i can wear my stilettos tofuckinmorrow.

i'm on page 60 of my new book "Litter Box." so far, so very awesome.
and "Kafka On The Shore" absolutely rules. everyone needs to read that shit.
having a great weekend, lots of sex, coffee and simply enjoying the weirdness of being me.

in other news, a friend of mine has gone to Vanity Fair about the JT hoax and I have turned to Howard Stern. these motherfuckers are goin down.
don't go see, read, touch or wear anything with the name JT LeRoy associated.
ignore all that is not real.


pay attention! my birthday is coming up.

19 days........

tongue

look at this man:

he's the singer of this band called People In Planes, they're fucking awesome. i had a dream about em last night but listened to their stuff this morning for the first time. dreams are great introductions of things to come........weird, the dream involved something that happens in Litter Box biggrin

i have a chef class on friday with thomas keller wish me luck i don't burn anything down........then i'm off to see ymonster about some new ink biggrin
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hyde:
My job fucked my schedule so I have to be at work at 5:15 Friday, but I plan to go to last rites before, I believe his schedule is 2-5, I could be wrong. I wanna start out early on Friday.

Call me baby, call me.

*SLURP*
tongue
Feb 15, 2006
zode:
I thought I sent it already... let me find it and send it to you
Feb 15, 2006

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