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Sunday Oct 29, 2006

Oct 29, 2006
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So if you caught my previous post you are porbably dieing to find out how my wang-pain odessy worked out.

I decided to go to the doc for a perscription but could not get in for a few days. By the time I could it was a lot better but I figured it would be a good diea to get checked out anyway.

Cut to the clinic, the doc walks in and says 'The painful unination you ahve been experinecing means you have a Venerial disease, ghonnoreha or chlamydia we will put you on antibiotics for them immediately and give you a hiv test'

Now I have been with my woman for 6 years and whlie we have our ups and downs we are not the cheating type so this seemed extremely unlikely. He then told me that the test for chlamydia etc. only came back positive 40% of the time but this was because it was not accurate.

He then shoved his finger up my ass and a wire swab up my dick and chanrger me $400 cash for the pleasure.

Of course I spent the week traveling for work having conversations over email with my girl in which we both thought the other had given it to us because we knew we had not been cheating.

Now my girls doctor told her men sometimes get minor infections/iritation unrelated to std or bladder issues and this is relatively common. Apparently she is what is known as a 'good doctor'.

Now are test results are back and guess what? No fucking STD. I want to go back to that doc and punch him in the fucking balls so I can say 'that pain in your nuts means you have an std dirtbag!'.

So yeah, glad my wang is not sore (it got better the day I wnt to the doctor, natch) not so glad I got the shaft in several ways from my shitsack doctor. If you happen to live near Madison Wisconsin avoid visiting the Wildwood Clinic unless it is to take a dump in the lobby.
pajamamama:
I saw your comment on the Gayballs appreciation thread...hahaha!! I think you rock too!!!!!!!!!!! smile biggrin
Oct 30, 2006
xxxsirenxxx:
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Nov 2, 2006

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