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I'm not looking forward to spring break. How fucked up is that?

So I realized something last night, ever since I started college about two months ago, aside from a handshake or two, I've had exactly zero actual physical contact with anyone. I'm not sure why, but it's weird.

And I've noted that college students walk really fucking slow and it's annoying...

Fuck! Why is it that every movie that I really want to see I know won't come to the stupid goddamn theater near me?

So I'm thinking about getting some ink done, I'm finally in a place where I can get it done and not have to worry about outside forces fucking it all up (fuckin' submarines, anyways) and as soon as I start getting my check from the gov't I should have enough money to do it too. So now I need to find a place to get...
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Alrighty, so if you want to be all manner of puzzled and get some friction goin' between your brain cells check out this.

And if you're as nerdy as I am then you should enjoy this web comic too. Order of the Stick. I seriously almost hurt myself I was laughing so hard at times reading that. I cried tears of joy. I...
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So I've got a job again. Workin' at the school studio doin' the same stuff I used to do way back before I did my '6 years to nowhere' tour that I call the navy. The hours aren't as good as I'd like, but eh, I'll take what I can get. I get to work with cameras and editing suites again, so that'll be fun....
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I've never been more ashamed of my government than when I read this.

And it gave me an idea, rent a theater...the whole thing, every seat...and get them to play An Inconvenient Truth, then show it totally for free to anyone who will come. Set up a table afterwards where they could donate the cost of the ticket back so that the whole setup...
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So I've discovered something important:

Beer and Wikipedia do not mix.

Or rather, they mix so well that it's terrifying how much time you'll spend wiki-surfing when drunk, possibly learning everything you can about astronomy, like me.

So I'm officially a liberal, tree-huggin', fudge-packin', college dipshit...or at least that's how my friend describes anyone in college. But anyways, classes started about a week ago and I am such a nerd because they're hella fun. It's amazing what you can learn when you actually want to be in class and you take courses that are interesting to you. For me that happens to...
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You have to be always drunk. That's all there is to it--it's the
only way. So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks
your back and bends you to the earth, you have to be continually
drunk.
But on what? Wine, poetry or virtue, as you wish. But be
drunk.
And if sometimes, on the steps of a palace or the...
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