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Thursday Jun 05, 2008

Jun 5, 2008
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I wish this could be short and sweet like me last post., but it ain't an' I'm sorry.

I'm a tad pissed right now (the proper meaning, not the american one), which means that whether ya like it or not, ya get the honest version of me, which ain't gonna elicit a fuckton o' comments, just means that I feel like tellin' the truth for once in me ruttin' life...

1. I ain' English..I jus' feel feel mor' comfortable inna cockny accen'. I dunno why.
2. I've been on tha receivin' end of more 'Let's just be friends line" than ever before in me fuckin' life, an' it ain't exactly fuckin' glorious, ya know. It's a might bit sad as everyone says it, an' I ain't exactly overflowin' with company...
3. My roommate right now is a might bit pissed at me, but he don' quite realize that it's nigh upon impossible for me to lie when I'm drunk....sucks to be him (he might find out how I really feel about 'im...)

Anyways...I've been all manner of lonely; the woman I thought liked me showed absolutely no recollection of anythin' involving me an' her. The girl I'm crazy about said that she's too fuckin' busy this summer to be in a relationship (which I can understand, but it really says "I'm hoping you'll forget about me in the next two years since I'll be in ruttin' FRANCE for the next year). And all the other relationships I've taken a gander at are all gonna start the same ol' familiar way.... "Let's just be friends....."




Fuck that. Fuck that in it's big fuckin' lying ass asshole....

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