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Friday Apr 28, 2006

Apr 28, 2006
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Alrighty, so, tomorrow...goin' out to sea....for the last time ever...shouldn't be doin' it at all, but my fuckin' boat is full of assholes. Meh...what can you do? So anyways, since everyone interesting left the boat now, please for the love of god, send me a damn email!!! Please? Come'on, I've resorted to shameless begging...that's gotta at least merit a cursory weather report or something??!!? I mean, try goin' down on a submarine once, it's the most boredom you'll ever experience in your life...even I can't take it, and I've got superpowers of boredom suppression. MeAtyPunK can attest to that. For fucks sake, I can watch televised golf!!!! And I can't stand this shit that I have to do for the next month...so please, once more, I'm literally on my knees here, send me a muthafuckin' email....

So, was that shameless or what? Anyways...in other news, I went to a job fair the other day, only two companies seemed interested in me though....Intel, which was alright, the pay seemed good and the location was alright (lots o' snowboarding in Utah) but the work seemed kinda dull and not really what I wanted to do....and the other company, ESPN. If they hired me, that would be the shit...it's right in line with the kind of work I want to do, and they're pretty close by...the pay probably isn't very good though, but fuck it, I want a job I'll actually enjoy for once...

Alrighty folks, I'm out....the email addy is jonesbm@san-juan.navy.mil
bixbygrendel:
I'm going down on a Submarine. No way. Me and water. Not good friends. I'm boyant like a bag of hammers with stones tied to it. You can all the sub duty. I'll keep the land free.
Apr 28, 2006
imasailorgirl:
I miss the water...
... but on a sub... can't see the water anyway...

Maybe you'll need to come hang out on my boat sometime...
Apr 30, 2006

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