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Tuesday Mar 28, 2006

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So last night my fortune cookie said that I get kinky with prostitutes...it's true, I wouldn't lie to you....

The exact verbiage of it went something like this, or rather exactly like this, "You use your creative talents to transform a business environment.(In bed)" That says to me, I get kinky with prostitutes, but I guess it's open to other interpretation, if you feel so inclined. Anyways, speaking of fortune cookies, let's ramble on about fortune cookie superstitions, shall we? First off, I know several people who also add the words 'in bed' to the end of every fortune they receive, but I seem to be alone in my superstition that you can't even look at the fortune, can't read one damn word, until you finish the cookie itself. Maybe I'm just weird, but that's the way I roll...

Anyways, other than that the only other news that I have is that I suck. There it is, plain and simple. I suck. Perfect opportunity to go to either NYC or Boston, and I did jack shit....well, I did get unbelievably fucked up at the casino....which is why I didn't go to NYC on Sunday....something about waking up and still being a bit drunk....well, just not a good day to drive anywhere I think....but I still want to go, so maybe I'll keep my stupid ass sober and go this weekend. Or hell, if I felt real adventurous I might just go during the week, crazy I know, the rampant excitement of my life..............

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