jonze

So I just read the new Kate Beckinsale interview...and then after that read the older Len Wiseman interview....and I'd just like to say....

This is fuckin' bullshit....

Why is it bullshit? Well, it's bullshit because Len Wiseman, the writer/director of Underworld and husband to the most beautiful woman I can even imagine(Kate Beckinsale) is just like fuckin' me! And that is bullshit...I mean, if Kate had married someone vastly different then I wouldn't feel so bad...I could say to myself...Self, she really just wouldn't like you very much....Self, you're not that kinda guy....Self, that dream of yours is just that a dream....but no....now I have to say things like...Self, there's a guy whose just like you, except he's married to the woman of your dreams and your sitting at home all alone...Self, finish your goddamn script and shoot your goddamn movie and maybe, just maybe, someone like Kate might like you too, maybe...Self, put down the Harry Potter book and pick up the camera....Ok, pick the Harry Potter book back up, but read it fast damnit!!!

Envy just became my new favorite sin....damn you, Len Wiseman...