It's 6:30 in the morning, finally sobered up from tequila night. Time for a blog, random Jonny style (yeah I don't know what that means either).
So in three months I will turn 28. That's two years short of 30. It's got me thinking--as I'm wont to do early on a Wednesday morning I suppose--to list some goals to humor myself with.
1) Give. Me. Job. Now. kthxbai.
2) Get back into school (this one's realistic, I plan on taking a course or two this summer).
3) Stop saying I'm going to write a novel and actually DO it.
4) End my 27+ year single streak. At almost 28 years old, I'm kind of annoyed by the fact that I've never had a girlfriend.
5) Lose the V-card. I promised myself I'd lose it before the turn of the decade, but that didn't really work out so well. So at present the goal is to lose it before I turn 30. I got two years, knock on wood.
6) Find my totally hot and nerdy soulmate. If she can outgeek me, then color me overjoyed.
7) Even though I'm a big cuddly boy, I'd really like to lose some weight. Possibly even take off my shirt and have people oggle me in a good way.
8) Possibly stop using numbered lists in blogs, I think I'm developing a habit, haha!
So in three months I will turn 28. That's two years short of 30. It's got me thinking--as I'm wont to do early on a Wednesday morning I suppose--to list some goals to humor myself with.
1) Give. Me. Job. Now. kthxbai.
2) Get back into school (this one's realistic, I plan on taking a course or two this summer).
3) Stop saying I'm going to write a novel and actually DO it.
4) End my 27+ year single streak. At almost 28 years old, I'm kind of annoyed by the fact that I've never had a girlfriend.
5) Lose the V-card. I promised myself I'd lose it before the turn of the decade, but that didn't really work out so well. So at present the goal is to lose it before I turn 30. I got two years, knock on wood.
6) Find my totally hot and nerdy soulmate. If she can outgeek me, then color me overjoyed.
7) Even though I'm a big cuddly boy, I'd really like to lose some weight. Possibly even take off my shirt and have people oggle me in a good way.
8) Possibly stop using numbered lists in blogs, I think I'm developing a habit, haha!