'Tis the season to be spooky.
So as Hallowe'en draws nigh (yes, I did add an apostrophe bitches) I've been contemplating. Contemplating many, many things. I didn't do anything last year, which is a shame. This year, it must change. But what to do? What to do I doth say!
I've always thought dressing up as Mario would be fantastic, especially if I can find someone to go with me to a party dressed as Princess Peach (preferably someone equipped with ovaries). Though what is most important is not what I dress as, but actually doing something. A party perhaps? Yes, indeed, a party.
But therein lay the essence of the problem. I must seek out a party and upon discovering one, attend. Last year's quest was a bust, but hopefully this year will be better. We'll find out. If not, at least maybe I can confuse my elderly neighbors by dressing up in overalls and wearing a red head.
So as Hallowe'en draws nigh (yes, I did add an apostrophe bitches) I've been contemplating. Contemplating many, many things. I didn't do anything last year, which is a shame. This year, it must change. But what to do? What to do I doth say!
I've always thought dressing up as Mario would be fantastic, especially if I can find someone to go with me to a party dressed as Princess Peach (preferably someone equipped with ovaries). Though what is most important is not what I dress as, but actually doing something. A party perhaps? Yes, indeed, a party.
But therein lay the essence of the problem. I must seek out a party and upon discovering one, attend. Last year's quest was a bust, but hopefully this year will be better. We'll find out. If not, at least maybe I can confuse my elderly neighbors by dressing up in overalls and wearing a red head.