jonnyeffinb

Step 1) Spend a week moving almost all my shit out of the apartment.

Step 2) Have a sneeze-fit from the dust almost every day lasting a few hours.

Step 3) Spend my Friday moving things outside and then back inside as brand new carpet gets put into the apartment.

Step 4) Actually having a decent place to live and have more than a walk-in...
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So what if I drink because I don't get any sex? This isn't a bad thing is it? Right? Right?

So Saturday one of my friends came by, said they were in the area and wanted to say hi. About five minutes later another friend bursts in, saying the same thing. A few more minutes pass and finally a third friend shows up, also just happening to be "in the area". Two of these guys I hadn't seen in over a year, so this weekend's...
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I'm sort of in the mood to just blather on aimlessly on this topic, pardon me as I think out loud for a moment.

So I guess technically I haven't asked a girl out since I was 20, plenty of crushes since then, but never bothered to ask anyone out. My confidence was rather crushed for most of my early-mid 20's, which may explain part...
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I was recently informed by a friend that I'm "too single". I wasn't aware that this was a category. However, if any sexy, single (and preferably sane and/or nerdy) girls want to apply, I'll look over your resume's as soon as possible.

I just woke up from what I can only describe as mind vomit. It's as if my subconscious reached deep into the bowels of my psyche, hoisted up from its depths memories, insecurities, faces and just about everything and threw it at me in the form of a dreadfully concocted brew... and all within the period of a couple hours worth of sleep. Thank you...
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Turns out I don't have six pack abs and a douchebag personality. Who knew?

So who do you turn to when the people you love most won't talk to you?